MY WIFE DEMANDED A DIVORCE AND THE HOUSE: "YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A DECENT LAWYER TO FIGHT ME IN COURT." I REPLIED: "YOU'RE RIGHT." SHE SERVED ME PAPERS IN COURT... ONLY TO SEE THE COUNTRY'S MOST FEARED, EXPENSIVE DIVORCE ATTORNEY SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME. HE LOOKED AT HER AND SAID: "HE DOESN'T HAVE TO AFFORD ME. I'M HIS OLDER BROTHER."
