Print it. Keep it in your wallet or glove box. Practice the phrases until they're automatic. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
🍺❓ 1) The drinking question 🗣️ “Have you had anything to drink?” ✅ Say: “I’m not discussing my day, officer.” 🪪✅ “I’m happy to provide my license and registration.”
🧍♂️🧪 2) Field sobriety tests ✅ Say: “I respectfully decline field sobriety tests.” (Stay calm. Don’t argue. Don’t explain.)
💨📟 3) Roadside breath test (pre-arrest) ✅ Say: “I respectfully decline preliminary testing.” ➡️ If arrested: “I’ll comply with required chemical testing.”
🚫🔍 4) Consent search ✅ Say: “I do not consent to searches.” 🔁 Repeat exactly. No “I guess.”
👮♂️🗣️ 5) Talking after arrest ✅ Say: “I’m invoking my right to remain silent, and I want an attorney.” 🔁 Same line every time they push.
🧠 Remember: cooperation ≠ conversation. Be polite, stay steady, and don’t volunteer evidence.
⚖️ DISCLAIMER: Educational content only — not legal advice. Laws vary by state and situation. For guidance about your specific circumstances, consult a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction.
